Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Zombie Boogs

First of all- Happy Holidays to everyone!!!

Secondly, just thought I'd share that Boogs has been suspended from daycare because of his craving for human flesh. He has become a biter. My nephew says he has the T-virus and be careful, and indeed a Toddler Zombie Apocalypse would be the worst kind.

But I think he is free of the T-virus and is just using the biting as an outlet for his crabbiness since his dad has been kidnapped by Santa Clause and been forced to make toys 6 days a week. And what I mean, is he is a slave to retail so he hasn't been home and I have been extra crabby and tired.

Since Boogs got the boot, we had to find alternate daycare. Enters Uncle Tom, who happened to be available the week before and after Christmas. So now Boogs goes to Uncle Tom's every day. I thought this was a short term fix, allowing Boogs a little one on one attention that would calm his craving for human flesh. But I'm afraid it will backfire.

Now, when ever I talk to Boogs about going back to school his answer is always, "No, Uncle Tom's house." He likes going to Uncle Tom's so much I'm afraid he'll be like the homeless person committing minor infractions to be thrown into the big house for 3 meals and a bed. Only he'll bite some poor kid and Uncle Tom won't be available and then who knows what I'll do.

So that's what's up with the Sassy Family. Hope all is well with you-enjoy the holidays and your family!

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3 comments:

Ashlee said...

Ah...the joys of motherhood...

I hope you have an awesome Christmas! Hopefully you've been good so Santa will spoil you. :0)

Helen Knight said...

Merry Christmas!

Jen of A2eatwrite said...

Poor Boogs and poor you! I know that for some children, it's the pleasure of biting SOMETHING that's the big deal. C went through a phase like that, and we gave him a small stuffed animal to bite when he felt like biting. It worked. It took a couple of weeks though, for him to "get it".