You think maybe they had a little too much of this?
You too can create your very own lemon teeth so that you can be the most popular person of any given group of drunken bar-hoppers. Or sober restaurant patrons.
First: Take 1 wedge of lemon. Remove the fruit part so you have only the rind left. Place the rind in front of you horizontally (or sideways as seen in photo).
Second: Cut short slits along the edge of one side all the way across.
Third: Stick lemon teeth up under your top lip. The white side of the rind showing out.
Fourth: Enjoy the laughter that follows. Remember, they are laughing both with you and at you.
Disclaimer: The lemon rind may burn you mouth and gums. You may want to give it a little soak in water first. We will not be responsible for any trips to Urgent Care because you chose to keep the lemon teeth in your mouth for the entire night. But what is a little pain for a lot of laughs?
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