Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Lemon Teeth Anyone?

For my Fabulous and 40th Birthday in November we had a 2-Day BASH! At dinner the first evening, Sister Sassy decided to create some new teeth out of her lemon wedge. My friend Laureen followed suit. They were so pretty, and really, it is a fine art. Check it out for yourself.

Sassy Before

Sassy After

Laurene Before
Laurene After

You think maybe they had a little too much of this?

You too can create your very own lemon teeth so that you can be the most popular person of any given group of drunken bar-hoppers. Or sober restaurant patrons.

First: Take 1 wedge of lemon. Remove the fruit part so you have only the rind left. Place the rind in front of you horizontally (or sideways as seen in photo).

Second: Cut short slits along the edge of one side all the way across.

Third: Stick lemon teeth up under your top lip. The white side of the rind showing out.

Fourth: Enjoy the laughter that follows. Remember, they are laughing both with you and at you.

Disclaimer: The lemon rind may burn you mouth and gums. You may want to give it a little soak in water first. We will not be responsible for any trips to Urgent Care because you chose to keep the lemon teeth in your mouth for the entire night. But what is a little pain for a lot of laughs?

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Sister Sassy said...

I think I'm sorta purdy, don't you?

Sister Honey Bunch said...

Aint nothin' purdier than you. Except those drinks. They are gorgeous!

Karol said...

Now THAT is funny and even better than my son putting corn kernels on his teeth one time during dinner when we were having southwest style salads! I will definitely try the lemon wedges the next time I am together with my whole family (my siblings), they will love that -being that I am the oldest and most mature! LOL!!

RealEstateGirl said...

That is too funny! Looks like you had a grand celebration!

Thanks for stopping by my blog. I see that you're in real estate too! Is the market as slow up there as it is down here?! Gosh! All we can do is hang in there and wait for better days, right?!

Have a good week!

Sister Honey Bunch said...

Hey Real Estate Girl, the market is great if you're a buyer up here. Prices are just crazy low for residential real estate. I feel bad for the sellers who keep lowering their prices and the houses continue to just sit on the market.

tired mom said...

Excuse me sistas, I think I'm mighty purdy too!! At least my husband tells me so.

RealEstateGirl said...

Same here...definitely a buyer's market---of course, it's either always one or the other, right?! We just can't seem to find enough "buyers". Personally, I feel the media is freaking everyone out about the housing market and the economy in general!

MommytoA&J said...

another day - another great blog... I love reading these every morning - thanks guys - Happy Hump Day!! **Lisa

Brother Jimmy Eat World said...

You guys rock! I love reading the blog and look forward to it also. Lemon Teeth... mmmmm... what can't they do....
Very funny and why didn't I see these pics before? Any others from the big party that I missed? You know where to send them....

tara! said...

this made me laugh. i was at a friend's birthday dinner a couple weeks ago, we went to ruby tuesday.
and you know, they give you lemons in your waters and such, and a couple of us were putting them in our mouths and taking pictures. it was really funny =)

but did you know that putting those lemons and stuff really takes a toll on your enamel? it's really bad for it actually. lol =) just thought i'd put in my two-cents.