Those of you who know me understand that I have a very deep and personal relationship with my tv. I'm not embarrassed to admit it. I'm very comfortable about who I am and realize the fact that being excited that Wife Swap has finally come back on does not make me a bad person. Or a stupid one. Just someone who enjoys a good trainwreck now and then.
And friends, a massive trainwreck is about to occur tonight at 9pm. I will be front and center all cozy and ready to watch it happen with My Sweet Tommy ( but without a big bowl of buttered popcorn due to my 10 Week Challenge). This is going to be good. It is Celebrity Apprentice. Need I say more? Yes? Ok, I will.
Let's take a peek at some of the cast:
First, we have Nadia Comenici. I saw her win the Olympic Gold Medal when I was a very young girl. This woman is strong and smart. She's going to kick some serious celebrity butt. Nadia's not afraid of anyone. Just look at her. She looks ready to front-walkover anyone who crosses her path. And she'll do it with grace and style too.
Then we have Marilu Henner. You remember her. She's that girl from Taxi. She also has that Total Health Makeover thing going on due to her unfortunate career slow-down. I'm not at all sure WHY she agreed to use this photograph to promote the show. It aint pretty Marilu. It makes you look a little...cartoonish. It's weird. And kind of scary. Joan Rivers scary. Please change it.
Now we need to talk about Gene Simmons. Seriously. Gene Simmons of KISS. And The Family Jewels. And the hugest most ginormous tongue EV-AH. He can certainly rock and roll all night. And party every day. But can he really compete in the business world? I don't know. I have friends who seem to think he will be a very savvy businessman. I'm sure my friend Johnny thinks so too. Johnny has helped make Gene a very rich man buying up all the concert t-shirts and cd's through the years.
And you know who Gene Simmons needs to watch out for? Trace Adkins, that's who. Good ol' Trace will be there and those country boys can scrap. He's a Honky Tonk Badonkadonk kinda guy.
And then, there's Omarosa. This girl means trouble. And really good TV my friends. She is a master pot-stirrer and will have the other celebrities in tears within the first couple of days. Mark my words.
We will have fun watching this each week and talking about it here at Sisters Of A Different Order. Maybe I can even talk Sassy into watching with us. She's not a freak like me.
UPDATE WITH MY REVIEW:
Alright, this show was all kinds of good. My friend Leigh and I love to watch these kinds of shows together. Now, she lives in Wisconsin and I live in Michigan, so we have to do it over the phone, but it's still fun. Here's what we came up with.
The short story is that the men tromped all over the women.
They call themselves Hydra, which is a mythic seven-headed creature that even Hercules couldn't defeat. I thought it was funny that the girls (Omarosa) said the name was dumb. They need to go buy a thesaurus.
None of the other men really impressed me too much. They didn't talk alot, Stephen Baldwin stood around hoping people would think he was Alec. The judge argued with people who only wanted to pay $5.00 for a bottle of water. And the boxer had his girlfriend stop by. Jenna Jameson. The PORN star. Nice.
Omarosa set the table of failure for her team. She was the Project Manager and the first thing she did was tell her team they could NOT use their celebrity to bring in the money for the challenge. She is an idiot.
Marilu came through for the women though. She's smart, she's funny and she called in some favors. She used her celebrity. I feel bad about my earlier comments regarding that unfortunate picture. It's all good though. She just might win this thing.
Carol Alt seems to be a fighter. Omarosa brought Carol and the Playmate into the boardroom with her and Miss Carol was NOT going out without a fight. Unlike the Playboy Bunny (whose name escapes me). She should have defended herself better. But she didn't and she was sent packing.
And that brings us to Omarosa. She annoys the ever-loving heck out of me. She should have been the one to get fired; but she creates controversey, therefore she gets to stay. And what was with that suit she wore to the boardroom at the end?? Not attractive.
The previews for next week look really good. Apparantly Gene Simmons offends Ivanka Trump. We'll chat about that next Friday!
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