Tuesday, May 13, 2008

American Idol Recap, Right'chere

This much I know is true: The producers of AI are still pissed at David Archuletta's dad for being a big pain in the butt backstage.

It became apparent during the Producer's Pick round. The producers got to choose one song for each contestant to sing.

David Archuletta had to sing "Longer Than" by Dan Fogelberg. That's when I knew they were holding on to some serious grudges. Bad song. Baa-aahaaad. Song. He did the best he could with it, but his best wasn't good enough.

Syesha bored me. I don't even remember what songs she sang. I do remember her squealing "Thanks Giiiirrrl" to Paula. But that's about it. Oh yeah. She danced around a chair. Buh-bye.

My secret lovah David Cook sang "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" by Roberta Flack. He sang it right to me. Good thing Tom wasn't home or he would've been a tad annoyed. Whatev.

David C. also sang "Don't Wanna Close My Eyes" by Aerosmith. And he rocked the house. Randy wasn't digging it, but I wasn't digging Randy's ugly shirt.

Again, Paula was very sober.

Simon was looking sexay.

Randy was ai-ight.

Syesha is going home.

Better AI recaps at Boo's.
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18 comments:

Valarie said...

Even if I know nothing about the show, I do know I want David Cook to win. :)

Hairline Fracture said...

Da-vid Cook! Da-vid Cook!

I think you're going to have to fight quite a few cougars for his love, if what I've been reading around the blogosphere is correct.

Not me, of course. *ahem* At least not while my husband is present!

Ashlee said...

Ummm...thanks for ruining it for me. I had to record it because of my PTA meeting and am just getting to it right now. :0) I did catch the last song that David Cook sang and it was just ok for me. I do agree that Syesha will go home based on the recaps at the end of the show. Can't wait until next week!

Pajama Mama said...

Very funny! And your pictures with the little word balloons...how'd you do that, anyway!!!!

Jeannie

Tammy said...

Drats, I thought David Cook was singing to me!! Oh well.

And your photos with the bubbles are TOO cute!

Patrick and Martha Jane said...

great post!! I completely agree!! Syesha dancing around a chair scared me and made me want to turn the whole thing off...

Cindy Beall said...

My dear, I did love the Longer song. I think I just like the mushy stuff.

BevMama said...

Oh- I Hate to disappoint you - but David Cook was singing to me tonight!! :-)
He rocked it didn't he! Love, Love, Love David Cook!

Beverly@HappyMoments!

Cindy-Still His Girl said...

Not sure there could be a better recap at Boo's. Loved it. :)

Jane @ What About Mom? said...

I agree with Cindy -- Sis HB wins this round, though there will be competition, oh yes, for David Cook's love.

Jen @ Daily Mish Mash said...

Funny recap! I like it better when Paula isn't sober. Too bad. Tomorrow is another day!

Mamacita said...

very funny recap - love the photos!

Becs said...

I think your boyfriend David C might be into others too, by the look of things... should have gone with Syesha. he he
I admit David C is pretty darn good and when Syesha is gone*, I will probably be all about him. *so that means tonight.

Candy said...

I'm going for the longshot and saying people are sick of Archu-lizard and he's going home.

And if you really want David Cook, you're going to have to fight my 17 year old daughter for him. And she fights dirty.

Lorrie said...

Re: David A. Daddy Dearest has ruined it for this little sweetie.

Re: Syesha. Drop the fake southern accent. It's not working. But at least she's quit saying "Oh Lawd" all the time. That really used to tick me off.

Re: David C., AKA the next American Idol. Love him. Mean it.

Doodles said...

Thanks for the recap, cause I missed it. I'm a tad bit tired of David A. He always looks like he's about to cry! It's time for him to go.

Linda said...

Fun stuff. You get right to the point! Mine is looong. Come on over if you've several years to spare.

Jen of A2eatwrite said...

You totally nailed it, HB. But you're wrong - David C was singing it to me. ;-)