Thursday, May 15, 2008

Pssssst. Let's Chat.

Many of our bloggy friends (like Heather) have let their readers ask any questions they want about them. Sassy wanted us to do this about a month ago but it made me nervous.

Not because the questions may be inappropriate or uncomfortable.

Nope. I resorted to my gym class fears of being picked last for kick ball. I was scared that nobody would ask any question. That ya'll really know more than you want to about us. Or we're too boring. Or we've already told you enough already and could we please shut up.

But I'm going to ignore the fear and open the floor up to you. What do you want to know? Ask away. Nothing is sacred.

You have questions about the cult? We'll answer.

You're wondering just how I became Catholic. That's OK. I'll tell you.

You want to know more about Sassy's smackdown at work? She'll share.

You're curious about which of us has been in the pokey? Yeah. We're taking that one to the grave.

To make things easy for you, I'll answer some questions right off the bat.

Like do I think Beyonce's new children's clothing line is SKANKY?

Yes ma'am, I do.

Does Sassy love 90210 as much as I do?

No. She has hate in her heart for Kelly and Brandon. And Kelly and Dylan.

Ask away, interpeeps. PLEASE ask away.

What's that? You want to comment? Just click on the itty-bitty words below that say "Gimme Some Sugar". Can you see them? Good. We can't wait to chat with you.


Heather said...

Yeah, I had the same fears, but ended up getting way more questions than I thought...

(and if I'm the only one to ask, of which I'm sure that I won't be, I'll just come back under fake names and post a boatload of questions that will take you weeks to answer...)

with that being said... i'll ask two of the questions that were asked of me...

Being new to your blog, in 5 sentances tell me what I need to know about the people behind the blog and what is the ONE post that I have to read here?

And then just for grins and giggles...

you favorite movie of all time?
your favorite television show of all time?
best concert you've ever been to?

Valarie said...

What is your favorite childhood memory?

What color is your car? (I know random, but we need to know these things)

Are either of you a neat freak?

Is there any certain thing that you obsess over?

Whats your favorite food in the whole world?

Ok thats enough of my random questions for you. :)

Beck said...

I always worry that I'll ask something dumb.
Favorite road trip songs?
Hats: yay or nay?

Beck said...

I always worry that I'll ask something dumb.
Favorite road trip songs?
Hats: yay or nay?

saintseester said...

Why do you blog?

catatonickid said...

If you could change one thing about today's society what would it be?

Who would you most like to sit down to a dinner with (alive or dead)?

What act of faith brings you the most spiritual satisfaction?


p.s. I think this is a really fun and brave thing for you guys to be doing.

Jen said...

These are for both of you...

Biggest learning experience of your life?

Optimist or pessimist?

Something HUGE you want to achieve in 2008?

Ashlee said...

You mean I have to think? Man!

I would still like to know which one of you was in the "pokey" :0) Fess up!

What is your funniest memory?

Didn't Kelly date that dumb guy who wanted to be a singer too? I liked Brandon best. :0)

What is your biggest pet peeve?

Now go! Answer! Impatiently waiting..... :0)

kspin said...

1) If you won the lottery, what would you do/buy?

2) ultimate dream vacation

3) plastic surgery? for or against?

mindicherry said...

I wanna know more about the cult...was it a "prairie dresses and inbreeding" one or was it just a seriously overzealous preacher?

I want to know why you chose to be Catholic (I did the age of 21)

I want to know if you think that Kelly was a stuck-up hypocritical bitch who had no business ragging on Val & Gina when she was just as big a tramp...and if you hope that 5 minutes after she and Dylan kissed at David & Donna's wedding, Dylan pushed her to the floor and said "That's for jerking me around for 6 years!"

(ok - I may have watched too much 90210...just don't get me started on Melrose Place!)

Jen of A2eatwrite said...

For you both...

Three fave books of all time

For HB - yes, I want to know about the Catholicism choice

For Sassy and/or HB - who's the Sookie Stackhouse fan? And why? (I love her, too).

For Sassy - what would you retain about your social work career if you could?

Meg said...

A few questions:

1.How do you feel about the banning of books/censorship in general? I noticed you have Harry Potter as a recommended book, as well as the bible and sometimes, people that read one, have a hard time reading the other.

2.If you had unlimited funds to go on a shopping spree where would you get your perfect outfit?

3.You're stranded on a desert island what are your five a.books b.movies c.foods and d.people?

Cristan said...

How do you handle your cold climate (I live in GA).

What is your favorite splurge purchase?

What is your favorite cheese?

Sister Sassy said...

Phew! What a day! Kinds and all finally on their way to bed.

Some Really great and fun questions here I can't wait to answer...except I will. Sorry. Sister HB and I will be doing a two part post to answer all the wonderful questions posed here.

janethesane said...

I hope that doesn't mean questions are closed.

For both of you:

What do you miss the most from your pre-mom stage of life?

Which of your own body parts do you loathe the most and why? Please only pick one.

If you could switch any body part with your sister which one would it be? HB can only choose from Sassy and Sassy from HB.

Sister Sassy said...

Oh Jane, we'll take questions all the way up till Sunday afternoon I guess. I think we're posting on Monday.


Shalee said...

I want to offer the question me deal, but I want to do it when no one else is doing it. :) So I think I'll hold off a bit again...

If you could ask Jesus one question and you knew that he would answer it, what question would it be?

All time favorite dessert?

When are you heading this way so that we can sit and have coffee and pie together?