Today is Thursday and I don't have a lot to say. Nothing much going on so I decided to pull from some of the comments in our Who the Heck Are We Post and write something that was requested there.
To be honest I don't have very many crazy stories. I was slightly unusual in my college days, I didn't drink (and still don't really) and didn't smoke, and contrary to popular belief, I wasn't (and still am not) a pot head either. But I do have one or two fun stories. Here is the best one. Be prepared, it's kind of gross.
I ate my burrito and washed it down with a handful of Doritos and a swig of Mt. Dew then went back to studying. JimmyEW and my sweet skinny little roommate that I'll call MaNana were cramming along with me but both went for a quick bathroom break. I, my friends, have a bladder of steal, so I kept on trucking.
"I think I'm gonna puke" MaNana gasped, and ran from the study hall to our room. I followed her to see if she was ok, still not having had a chance to say what happened. She goes directly into the bathroom, bends over the sink and throws up a little blue dot of Fun Dip sugar. You know Fun Dip, with the Lick it Stick? Its pure sugar, like a Pixi Stick, but different.
Seeing her throw up, I just couldn't help myself. I started laughing my ass off because my vomit was a mass of toxic waste with a smell that made her sick, and hers was a dainty little piece of blue candy.
For a few minutes we took turns laughing hysterically and subsequently gagging and throwing up in our separate porcelain fixtures. At some point between the Fun Dip puke, and the full out puke fest, JimmyEW came in and scurried helplessly from MaNana to me trying to help. He finally just threw his hands up in defeat and got out of dodge before he joined us. Lucky him.
It was like a bad Monty Python sketch but at least I didn't puke in my hands.
And in case you don't know what I mean when I referenced the Monty Python sketch (don't look embarrassed for not knowing, I can almost guarantee Sister HB doesn't know what I mean either) here is a clip.
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